What movies have not aged well?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Octopussy

Dr No

Moonraker

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Live and Let Die

What methods do private investigators use to investigate someone in real life?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Can I see some saggy tit pics and huge areolas pics?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is every dictators biggest fear?

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is it true that in 2028 there will be a new AIDS variant that will wipe out all the LBGTQ+ people?